the awkward moment where your friend’s fat arm makes you look naked
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Omg
So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
“When you’re singing you can hear the echo of people in the audience singing every single word with you, and that was that big dream that I had for myself. It’s happening.”
What makes me happy/what would.
Well,about a year ago,i came up with a list of things that i like/should happen.Most people thought this list was weird but i’m not changing it.
1)Eating Icecream
2)Walking around in circles for no particular reason
3)If the world would just cut off or shut down for two hours everyday.
4)When i’m on the computer
5)Flexible rulers
6)Black Pilot Pens
7)Socks
8)Cotton Candy
9)Sleeping
10)NOT being at school
11)Laughing
12)Crying
13)Staring at my toaster while bread’s toasting in it
14)Invisiblity Cloaks
15)Music
16)Pants
17)Hoodies with that one pocket thingy in the middle
18)Even numbers
19)Drawing pictures of grapes because their simply circles
20)Walking in grass
21)Oxygen,cuz without it,i’d die.
22)CLOUDS.
